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Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

Yuh

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

Give me your Ohio

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Gyatt’s Plan

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You're so skibidi

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You're so fanum tax

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

They rizzin' on me

Freaking come here

Gyatt’s plan

I just wanna be your sigma

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

They rizzin' on me

And still

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?